Halloween may be around the corner, but breakfast time is a scary site, year-round, for anyone who’s in possession of these unusual bowls. We’re not saying they aren’t clever, practical, or even funny, but it certainly isn’t our dishware of choice when it comes to cereal, soup, or ice cream.
We’ve rounded up some of the weirdest and slightly terrifying offerings we could find. And while some of these may give you the creeps, they do make great gag gifts for anyone who loves to eat with a spoon. Scroll down to the check them out!
Cereal Killer Bowl
Amazon
We love ourselves a good pun, but we’re not down with the idea of blood in our breakfast. In fact, it’s pretty much the last thing we want to slurp with our Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Buy it here.
Tired Face Bowl
Amazon
If we have to wake up at 6 AM, so does this creepy, sleepy face. But seriously, does anyone have an eye mask we can slip over this thing as we eat? Terrifying. Buy it here.
Skull Bowl
Amazon
The idea of consuming brains may be fun on Halloween, but this skull bowl (complete with a matching bone spoon) is going to be a hard pass for the other 364 days in a year. Buy it here.
Poop Emoji Bowl
Amazon
There’s one place where potty talk is completely unacceptable: the dining table. We don’t care how adorable the poop emoji looks in text. It is an unwelcome guest when anything with food is involved. Buy it here.
Cow Udder Bowl
Amazon
The image of cow udders is pretty much the last thing we want to see as we’re sipping our milk. It’s just too real. Buy it here.
Toilet Bowl
Amazon
Please refer to “poop emoji bowl.” And if you think these are funny, please find a new sense of humor. Thank you, in advance. Buy it here.
Panda Bowl
Amazon
Sure, the panda is adorable, but do you like the idea of it tainting your cereal with its fur and anything it’s picked up along the way? We surely don’t. Shudder. Buy it here.
Butt Bowls
Amazon
Please refer to “poop emoji bowl” and “toilet bowl.” Why is America obsessed with mixing bowel movements and dishware? Buy it here.
Portion Perfection Bowl
Amazon
We know this was designed for someone who just underwent weight loss surgery, but can you imagine the daily guilt trip when it comes to portion control? The prospect is frightening, no matter how colorful they make these. Buy it here.
Deer Bowl
Amazon
Yeah, we’re sure that prized buck is something you want to proudly display during hunting season. We’re not so sure we want to nosh from something that resembles it. This is more weird than terrifying, though the two can be quite synonymous. Buy it here.
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