Aside from crop tops, hot dogs, and last-minute road trips, the only thing that pairs better with summer is a cold bottle of rosé. And since we can only assume that you’ll be sipping the sweet libation in excess, we’ve rounded up 13 adorable, clever, and somewhat awkward corkscrews for your drinking pleasure. Scroll down to check them out. There’s a bottle opener for every personality, no matter how bizarre unique that personality may be.
Penguin Corkscrew, $16.61 on Amazon
Amazon
When Happy Hour arrives, you’ll want to run (not waddle) your happy feet to the bar to retrieve this adorable gadget. Tuxes are completely optional.Buy Now
Dachshund Corkscrew, $14.99 on Amazon
Amazon
Hot dog, this is an adorable option, and you have official permission to refer to it as your winer dog (that’s what the company calls it).Buy Now
Fish Corkscrew, $12.21 on Amazon
Amazon
If you drink like a fish, pop bottles with a fish. But please, don’t adopt an actual fish. We’re already predicting its unfortunate demise.Buy Now
“Corkatoo” Corkscrew, $16.95 on Amazon
Amazon
Owning a noisy cockatoo may inspire you to say “stick a cork in it.” Now, you can quite literally stick a cork in it and get on with your daytime drinking.Buy Now
Pirate Corkscrew, $11.20 on Amazon
Amazon
Surrender the booze or walk the plank. Who ever knew a scary pirate could be so adorable?Buy Now
Woman Corkscrew, $41.95 on Amazon
Amazon
Our initial reaction was that this fashionable corkscrew was somewhat sexist, but then we saw a male version and realized most of those are NSFW.Buy Now
Unicorn Corkscrew, $7.25 on Amazon
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Honestly, this is the only part of the unicorn craze that we can actually get behind. No gimmicks, no over-the-top flavors or colors, just magic (because pouring wine is magic, duh).Buy Now
Darth Vader Corkscrew, $9.99 on Amazon
Amazon
“Luke, I am your new favorite kitchen tool.”Buy Now
Day of the Dead Corkscrew, $27.99 at Walmart
Walmart
When we saw this sleek opener, we literally died. Literally. No bones about it.Buy Now
Cat Corkscrew, $14.94 on Amazon
Amazon
A handheld contraption that will have you saying “here kitty, kitty.” But be sure to handle kitty with caution. You don’t want a hangover the next day.Buy Now
Tulip Corkscrew, $15.83 on Amazon
Amazon
It’d be more thematic if this were a rose, but a pretty and sunny yellow tulip certainly suffices. The real question is if it can flourish with alcohol instead of water. All signs point to “no.”Buy Now
Pig Corkscrew, $12.95 on Amazon
Amazon
Aside from being adorable, this pig corkscrew is a foreshadowing of what you’ll potentially look like after a few bottles. Because let’s face it, a light and simple brunch turns into an all-you-can-eat buffet after the buzz hits.Buy Now
Red Push Pin Corkscrew, $5.63 on Amazon
Amazon
Since it’s also magnetic, you can use it to hold your grocery list that reads “buy more wine.” We love items that serve two purposes!Buy Now
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